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August 09 2017

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standupbard:

markv5:

Властное объятие

apparently that means “powerful embrace”, but i got this

which seems much more russian

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kimtaeyoen:

i really really really love tom holland.

04:09
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clarknokent:

chleopatrapaige:

chocolatcrush:

closedmindsdontlearnshit:

booasaur:

Drumline (2002) 

✊🏾

Don’t let these men play with ya 🤜🏾💪🏾

I still admire this to this day.

This movie was really pretty great

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underoossss:

an actual prince, can you believe.

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thebibliosphere:

thecuriousviolet:

breelandwalker:

nineprotons:

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

August 08 2017

03:55
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cloudbrah:

fuckin high schoolers in productions of Hair or Rent do gay kisses at age 16 grow the fuck up ben

03:53
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gaeans:

nosleeptilltacos:

yrbff:

Happy World Nutella Day!

you had meat nutella


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nayx:

hustleinatrap:

I’m screaming

this is clickbait i can approve of

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ghettablasta:

Jaden Smith is love

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spideycentral:

(゜∀゜)!!!

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champagnepupi:

snazziest:

When u still got a mouthful of his cum but his mom knocked on tha door to check on y'all

What is wrong with you?

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destinyrush:

I desperately need this to be true

03:38

August 07 2017

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owloftheforest:

pleatedjeans:

via

This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.

03:54

black–lamb:

melaniesole:

imperfectkreis:

flightless-wings:

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

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spankmehardbarry:

me when people try to show me their baby pictures

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